noodlevampire:

Yeah I’m not funny

urbran:

when you get to class late and your teacher still isnt there

soufflesandbowties:

this is the only thing i did today laughs

i need friends

but yeah Homosuck John

indigent:

adventure-time-comics:

little-marceline:

((am i too late?))

Happy Father’s Day

god, my heart!

Your friend, while charming, was surprisingly flammable.

thefresh-princess:

do you ever just break into your school to sing about your feelings

leonardhchekov:

percychekov:

perlockholmes:

notcanonyet:

I demand an answer.

oh my fucking god

are you fucking kidding me

#WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN DO TO FIND THE FIRST ONE #DID YOU TYPE ‘GRUMPY-LOOKING OTTER REACHING HAND THROUGH GLASS’ INTO GOOGLE #HUH#DID YOU

myvaginaisamango:

thinkblack:

I think it’s time to kill for our women

Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can’t make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one

“Rap is just noise”

Look at that terrible rap music, poisoning the minds of our youth. 

dirku:

dirku:

listen here, homestuck cumslut

this is a command

this is used to continue that command on another panel

OKAY IT’S NOT USED LIKE ==> Jane: Answer 

FOR CHRIST’S SAKE CAN YOU PLEASE NOT

still rebubbling whenever someone does the thing on the dash

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour